Crap from Germany

*Disclaimer: I do NOT hate German music. There is lots of great music that comes out of this country. I could make a big list of German artists and bands that I love, but I’ll save that for another post.*

Since I moved to Germany five years ago, I’ve heard a lot of shitty music. Like most people that move to a foreign country, sometimes I just don’t understand why certain things are popular. But every once and a while, a song comes out that makes me wonder how anyone…ANYONE…from anywhere can possibly like it. Germany isn’t alone in this; Sean Paul reached #1 internationally. I think I notice the crap more in Germany though because I’m on the outside looking in.

Anyway, this song is one of those songs. How it has reached #3 on the charts, I have no idea. I suspect that someone has sold their soul to Satan. And yes, one of the guys’ names is ‘Frauenartzt’, which means ‘Gynocologist.’ Classy. It's actually so bad, it's kind of funny.




Oh, and to be fair and not seeming to rag on German music, I hate that Ke$ha song that I can't escape, no matter where I go. It's not that it's particularly awful. It's just that it's so repetitive and insipid. And it is played 10000000000x a day. ProSieben uses it in their promo spots, it's on the radio, MTV, cafes....it's everywhere. When I hear that song, I feel sad because I know that I wont be able to get it out of my head for the rest of the day, which is unfortunate because I don't like it.